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[ratguzzler]

i just realized how absolutely earth shatteringly horny the internet at large would be for darth vader if the original trilogy came out right now

[ratguzzler]

my god, every facet of his character, the mask, he’s tall, he chokes people, he’s evil, good god it would be apocalyptic, this website would be fucking unusable

[ratguzzler]

people are horny for kylo ren and he’s just an intentionally infinitely shittier version of darth vader who sucks fucking shit comparatively just imagine

[benepla]

so imagine Star Wars comes out now, everybody’s obviously drawing their fanon interpretation of Vader as hot brooding anime men so they can ship him with whomever of luke/leia/han they find personally most attractive. Empire comes around, darth is luke’s ****** (message me for spoilers!), everyone purges their Luke/Vader art and starts drawing him as a hot dad, slicked back salt-n-pepper hair and a chiseled jaw and shit

then Jedi comes out and

[LMT]

Hey everyone!

I’m having a big sale on my etsy store, from now until the end of December. 20% off and free shipping on everything!

www.etsy.com/shop/lovemuscletoys

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[qsy-complains-a-lot]

I’m never looking up anything that might disprove that.

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[justsomeantifas]

hell world

[antifamutantdown]

I’m deleting that shit and telling every single one of my friends the moment this goes live.

[justsomeantifas]

are u sure 100% it hasn’t already…

[th4nkyoub3n]

it’s called an ip address? i don’t understand why this is an invention

[justsomeantifas]

what this means is… even when you use a VPN it will not matter, it will know where you are no matter the IP address. 

[justsomeantifas]

what this also means is … your friends, or even random strangers can give away where you live. just you know. fyi. even if you don’t have a facebook.

[accio--sanity]

even if you don’t have a facebook

how tf is that supposed to work?

[justsomeantifas]

:) friends/family/stranger mentioning you in facebook posts. pictures of you in the backgrounds. and so many other ways. 

[ralfmaximus]

ohoho it’s much worse than that

Let’s say you don’t have a facebook account, loathe facebook, have never interacted with facebook, etc.

So one day you buy a t-shirt from a vendor (let’s call them T-ShitCo) who, aside from their T-ShitCo web shopping cart, also maintains a T-ShitCo facebook page. 

To place your order with them you hand over your address & billing information, which (via the T-ShitCo facebook portal) gets passed over to facebook’s advertising platform which correlates that information with every other mention of you from all the other vendors out there who are not T-ShitCo. 

Same street address, different name/email as another profile? 

DING 

Facebook now knows you share a physical address with another user, and based on meta-data from other sources (age, income, what kind of dwelling) can build inferences about your relationship. Facebook can successfully guess: mom, dad, brother, sister, lover, wife.. whatever.

And if that other account belongs to an actual, live fb user? They know EVERYTHING already so those inferences are not exactly shooting in the dark.

So even if you’ve never used facebook before there’s a strong chance they already know you very very well.

Also, deleting your account does nothing. Your pages may go invisible but that internal profile lives on, and continues to grow as you interact with the internet.

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[hotgothgf]

Ok, I’ll bite. What’s capitalism?

[letsgomindthestore]

capitalism is the generally ritualistic practice of eating the flesh of one’s own species

[twistedbutcute]

No, that’s cannibalism. Capitalism is the scientific name of the plant you smoke when you want to relax

[afloweroutofstone]

No, that’s cannabis. Capitalism is an electronic handheld device that’s used for doing math.

[twinkcommunist]

No that’s a calculator. Capitalism is the eastern European mountain range mostly in Romania.

[marxist-meninism]

No, that’s the Caucasus. Capitalism is a fat worm that becomes a butterfly. 

[property-is-theft]

No that’s a caterpillar. Capitalism is when you have your testicles removed.

[simonalkenmayer]

No that’s castration. Capitalism is when something truly terrible happens and everyone stands around saying that it was probably the will of God and there’s nothing to be done about it since that system works.

[alexonyx64]

No, that’s a catastrophe. Capitalism is a behavioral syndrome marked by an inability to move normally. The word “Capitalistic” is also often used in casual language to refer to a person who doesn’t appear to be responding to any stimuli from the outside world.

[simonalkenmayer]

No, that’s catatonic. Capitalism is a religion led by a man in a funny hat who trades in souls.

[lovemuscletoys]

No, that’s Catholicism. Capitalism is a software device for protecting servers from bots while transcribing old books and periodicals to digital format.

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[trans-guy-positive]

Okay so, I have this possibly helpful tip/product for trans guys. I know it might seem like a small thing but often with trans dudes the smallest things can make a huge difference.

So, basically I found these underwear (made by Hanes) that are technically women’s underwear but they just look like boxers. (heres a picture)

Now, the reason I’m highly recommending these is because they’re made to fit a female body. The inside even has a place you can put a pad so you don’t have to wear those girly panties for a week each month (if that applies to you, it’s a definite plus).
Not to mention they’re affordable (i found a two-pack on sale for 5$) and, since they’re technically women’s underwear, it might be easier to slide by the lesser-supportive parents and the like.

Again, this seems like a really small and dumb thing, but dysphoria’s a bitch and I know y'all just want somethin’ comfy between you and those jeans.

[truscumalex]

!!!!FUCK YEAH???!!! FUCK Y E A H!!!

[slumberinggirl]

@triggerwarned @aven-rave and any of my other trans bros I forgot.

Reblog to help a brother out

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[bisexualpiratequeen]

If gender roles were so natural and engrained in our species they wouldn’t need to be so agressively maintained

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[kagome-mizuno]

Yoo, good representation, Rory!

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[mamoru]

I am an old sage…listen closely to my wisdom before my soul withers away…

[thedoomcard11]

Teach us, o wise one

[mamoru]

you are not an anime character. your actions impact others and do not only exist in theory. nobody is required to stick around for your tragic backstory or to learn the reasons behind your actions. if you treat people like garbage, they are allowed to think of you as a jerk and nothing more. nobody is obligated to analyze you or think twice when you hurt them. similarly, you are not required to stick around to listen to other people’s reasons for treating you like trash. you can call them a jerk, cut them out of your life, and call it a day.